The American Mafia

So, I have to write a three page paper on the American Mafia. It is soooo pointless.

I can actually write well when I want to, but I see no point in creating a boring peice of literature on a topic I don't care about. Did I mention this is for my English class? Please remind me, I forgot what English II had to do with the Mafia...

I have been trying to write this paper for days now!! For some odd reason, I just can't finish it... Maybe it's because this is the most pointless, useless paper ever. Or maybe its my bright, cheery, enthusiastic attitude towards the whole assignment. Whichever, this paper is taking forever.

I am the kind of person that must see a point in everything I do. Otherwise, I simply will not do it. There is no reason to.

So, in order to appease my parents and my inner-perfectionist, I will write this paper to the best of my ability... and compose a strongly sarcastic post about the horrible life I live.